Anonymous asked:
I just saw the video of you talking about JLaw's leaked photos...Tim since you feel that way then post naked photos of Chia, because hey.."it's good for her" right?


You know I’m a comedian, right? I thought me reenacting the pics in my undies made it obvious that I was being silly.

Of course I woudnt want naked pics Chia or myself leaked, well I wouldn’t mind if my dick pic leaked, cuz the only dick pic I have on my phone is a dope ass pic.

Of course I don’t condone hacking and invading someone’s personal pictures! But id be lying through my teeth if I said I didn’t look up the pics to see!

From beginning to end, that video was all just jokes! I make jokes about current events, it’s what I always do.

"They didn’t allow me to become a nurse because of my hijab. Thank you, I became a doctor instead" #BURN


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arlenellego asked:
you're my favorite


I love you for loving me





Anonymous asked:
how often do you have sex?


How often is your dad “working late”?

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